A Snail Walks Into A Bar – Bars Jokes from the Overheard at The Bar Collection

snail walks into a bar jokes

A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.

The barman says, “sorry we don’t serve snails” and throws him out.

A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says, “What did you do that for!?”


Fun Fact:  Snails LOVE BEER!  And if you have a garden they probably love that, too.  The best way to get them out of the garden is to cut a low hole in the side of a small covered container, pour in a little beer, and set it by the garden to attract and trap your snails.

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