An old Irishman walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “I’ll have three pints, all at once.”
So the bartender starts his order but says to the man, “Sir, you’d enjoy them better sir if I served them to you one at a time.”
The old Irishman replies, “No, it’s a tradition. Back in Dublin, my brothers and I would all go to the pub and have a round together. I moved over here many years ago but I still keep the tradition.”
Touched by the story, the bartender served the pints, and went about his business. The old Irishman returned for several nights.
One night, the old Irishman comes in and only orders two pints. The bartender, shaken, asks “What happened? Did one of your brothers die?”
The old Irishman laughed and replied, “No, I quit drinking!”
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